The Dragon Palm™ Universal Phone Case — Your Phone Just Became a Weapon of Inner Peace
Forged in the back room of a secret San Soo temple hidden between two dimensions (and behind a very suspicious noodle shop), the Dragon Palm™ Phone Case is no ordinary phone armor.
This bad boy fits ALL phones, because limitations are for amateurs. Whether you're rocking the latest smartbrick or a mysterious device gifted by a monk, this case grips like a tiger and protects like a dragon’s oath.
Featuring:
The legendary Kung Fu San Soo dragon emblem, coiled in eternal readiness
Shock-absorbing, chi-deflecting, gravity-defying material
100% certified badass aura, recognized by 9/10 spiritual grandmasters
Side effects may include: better posture, random high kicks, and strangers calling you “Sifu” at Starbucks
Whether you're texting your dojo, dodging incoming calls from destiny, or filming slow-motion roundhouse kicks, the Dragon Palm™ Case keeps your phone protected with ancient energy and modern swagger.
Legend says the dragon on the case will blink once... when you finally achieve perfect form.
Fits all phones. Fits no nonsense.
Grip it. Flip it. Channel the dragon.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!