🌀 KIDS KUNG FU T-SHIRT – YOUTH SIZE 🥋
Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous backflips, dragon roars, and unexpected mastery of ancient martial arts.
Forged in the fires of Mt. Awesome (probably), this shirt is not stitched—it’s summoned. Each thread is rumored to be woven from the hair of Shaolin monks’ eyebrows. 
✨ FEATURES:
-Youth sizes for kids ages 4–12 who punch boredom in the face
-Ultra-soft fabric that feels like a crane's hug and a tiger’s purr
-Breathes better than a meditating mountain goat
-Screen-printed with 37.5% magic, 62.5% Kung Fu spirit
Your child doesn’t just wear this shirt—they become the shirt. One moment they’re tying their shoes. The next? They’re executing a flawless spinning roundhouse kick to their cereal bowl (please supervise breakfast).

🗡️ Caution: May cause imaginary enemies to appear and challenge your child to rooftop duels at sunset.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!